you can't, it's a lie, A HORRIBLE TASTY LIE

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:19, archived)

*gently inserts finger into bagel*
Mmmmmm.... Cream cheese!
( hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:20, archived)

*shudders*

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:23, archived)