Read my column: "How I Made Bagels Sexy", every week in the Sunday Sun.

( hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:18, archived)

you can't, it's a lie, A HORRIBLE TASTY LIE

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:19, archived)

*gently inserts finger into bagel*
Mmmmmm.... Cream cheese!
( hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:20, archived)

*shudders*

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:23, archived)

I'm not buying the fucking Sun.

( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:20, archived)

you get a free moon on a stick though

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:20, archived)

^this.
I buy the Beano when I want a comic.

"The Sun Says..
It's a disgrace!"
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:26, archived)

YOU made them sexy?
I always found them rather sexy already, especially with cream cheese......
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:20, archived)

Yes, I made them sexy.
You found them sexy. I made them sexy.
( hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:21, archived)

*stops reading the sunday telegraph just long enough to
hug you*
( Sygiinu, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:20, archived)

:-|

( hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:22, archived)