"This is your captain speaking.
"We have lost the pilot and cannot steer the plane. Enjoy the remaining minutes of your lives. At least you're not 20, eh?"
(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:44, archived)

Pffft
"Herwhat? Twenty-Eight?"
"Quiet grandpa, you're going to die."
"Yes yes, well you get used to dying at my age"
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:46, archived)