if($pope=="gayer") {
exit("NO BUMSEXUALS.");
} else {
spreadaids();
}
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:23, archived)

pffft
Catholicism summed up in 4 lines of code
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:25, archived)