I suggest wanking

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:58, archived)

Surely you mean
vanking? ha-ha-ha
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:59, archived)

One! Ah Ha ha!
Two! A Ha Ha!

God that could take all day
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:01, archived)