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'ning! How is everyone?
( Malchick, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:53, archived)

On a day like today
you are obliged to drink hock.
Sorry.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:54, archived)

Annoyed
because I want to sit here and intercock and I also want to sit at my spacious desk upstairs and do some drawing, and I can't do both simultaneously.

Not without a fuckoff LAN cable, anyway.
( Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:55, archived)

Can you bring your colouring book downstairs?
You've got to concentrate and stay in the lines, though.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:58, archived)

I suggest wanking

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:58, archived)

Surely you mean
vanking? ha-ha-ha
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:59, archived)

One! Ah Ha ha!
Two! A Ha Ha!

God that could take all day
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:01, archived)

i bought a fuck off lan cable the other day.
20 meters for 6 pounds!
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:18, archived)

Woo! From where?

( Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:35, archived)

I was just browsing a paper (Daily Mail)
while I was ordering my breakfast and it said that police had arrested a Pakistani man who was in possession of a tube map with the three bombed stations on it.

Conclusive I thought.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:00, archived)

Ah, yes,
we can always rely on the Daily Mail.
( Malchick, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:01, archived)

My brother-in-law's neighbour's cat
saved an Arab's life last week and was advised not to travel on the tube on the seventh.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:03, archived)

In a conversation about how the mosques are receiving police protection
my wife commented on how awful it is that this is necessary.
My mother-in-law pointed out "Well, how can you tell which are the good ones?"
I hate her.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:05, archived)

Silly cow
They're all crap.

I went in one once, sat down and waited ages for the film to start. There was no ice cream stall and all the trailers were for East is East.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:08, archived)

dumme Grasscholle

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:09, archived)

Nehmen Sie rückseitiges das,
oder Sie finden Ihren murray Brunnen und cunted wirklich
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:12, archived)

*Nehmen es zurück.*

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:19, archived)

They wear white cowboy hats
and give sweeties to orphans. The extremists kick cats and spit on tramps.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:12, archived)

Did he play an ice cream van jingle
to alert him to his Mother's imminent entry into the room with a cup of tea while he was wanking with his headphones on?

Or was that something else?
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:06, archived)

spooky
I was showing a German tourist in London how to get from point A to point B yesterday. And he had a tube map that also had the 3 bombed stations on it.
Should I be concerned?

/edit/ what is the reason for the Teutonic touch this morning?
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:05, archived)

You have single-handedly
compromised the security of this great nation

Edit: I changed my name on a whim and everyone seems to have followed suit. We're off to invade a small country later today - up for it?
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:07, archived)

There isn't one.
Fenris started it, and we all thought it looked like fun.
C'mon and join in. You know you want to.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:08, archived)

Done.

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:10, archived)

I would just like to point out for the benefit of any CIA,
FBI, MI5, Mossad, KGB, BT, SWALK operatives out there that this message-board is not a meeting place for neo-nazis wishing to overthrow the government/zionist-world-order.

Merely a happy, friendly, family environment.

*bums*
*blows up mosque*
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:12, archived)

Except for him
*points*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:13, archived)

SWALK
arf :)
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:14, archived)

Despite spending yesterday afternoon
with a German in the Science museum I only know Danke Schen and achtung Spitfire!
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:10, archived)

I'm using this:
babelfish.altavista.com/tr

It's rubbish.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:12, archived)

Gott in himmel
Donnen und blitzen (from lots of WW2 comics when I were nowt but a lad)

Du bist ein wicks-flek (may not be spelt correctly but means you are a wank stain)

Considering I am 1/4 German I am crap at it, I'm shamefully better at speaking French
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:13, archived)

How about "Die, Tommy Englischer! Aieeee!"

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:14, archived)

Swinehund!

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:14, archived)

What about
"For you, Tommy, ze var iss ofer"?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:14, archived)