After a period of intensive research
I can confirm that masturbation does not cure a hangover.

Mo''ng to you all, lovely spackers.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:14, archived)

It works fine
as long as you have a shit at the same time.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:16, archived)

Sie sind ein Erbrechenfleck.
Entfernen Sie sich bitte von der Hose dieses Kitten.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:16, archived)