I had a German girlfriend
who had zero humour, understood no irony or satire, was controlling as shit, was really cold and unemotional and crap in bed, and she spent all my money.
Apart from that she was quite nice. (Great figure she walked around the house and garden naked all day)
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:56, archived)