I think we should invade the main board.
Get them to have their papers ready for processing.
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:20, archived)

If we invade, we might conquer it.
I for one don't want to be resposible for the dross on there.
Could we not just nuke it from a safe distance?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:23, archived)

From orbit?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:23, archived)

Orbit professional whitening,
actually.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:24, archived)