I like the way the light glares on her in both pictures
Meaning we can't see her facial hair.

OR - I love how we can only see one side of her, so we can't see the herpes outbreak on the other side of her mouth.

OR - you're never going to have sex with her, so go wank into a sock or whatever it is you sexually frustrated oompa loompas do
(__, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:29, archived)

How on earth did you persuade a girl to let you chuck your muck up her?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)

Chloroform, a Tesco Bag for Life and a turkey baster

(__, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)

Noice

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)

It's called The Sexface Approach

(__, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)

He hypnotised her.
He said, "Stare into my eyes." Obviously they are so far apart she fell asleep and the filthy deed was done.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)