vampyrecat is fit

( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)

ANOTHER WORTHWHILE SICKRIK POST.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)

Are you going to tell us how you failed to have sex with her?

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)

Shut your orange hole.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)

I like the way the light glares on her in both pictures
Meaning we can't see her facial hair.

OR - I love how we can only see one side of her, so we can't see the herpes outbreak on the other side of her mouth.

OR - you're never going to have sex with her, so go wank into a sock or whatever it is you sexually frustrated oompa loompas do
(__, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:29, archived)

How on earth did you persuade a girl to let you chuck your muck up her?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)

Chloroform, a Tesco Bag for Life and a turkey baster

(__, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)

Noice

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)

It's called The Sexface Approach

(__, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)

He hypnotised her.
He said, "Stare into my eyes." Obviously they are so far apart she fell asleep and the filthy deed was done.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)

Im waiting for the sickrik series of web videos
'Girls I've Boned'

Im actually surprised they dont exist already
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)

the videos or the girls?

( spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)

Pfft

(__, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)

Good point
actually, no, it wasn't. What's your point?
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)

wow that was a bit shocking to see at the top of the page.
Hi there. Do I know you?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)

You're a girl
He's a rapist who'd fuck anything with a pulse.
It's a match made in Devon
(__, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)

gee thanks. I'm not quite sure who you're insulting there,
him, myself, or both of us?
I'm not from Devon either. :p
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:40, archived)

You're banned from ever replying to me again

(__, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)

But Friz!
I was only confused and innocent!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:43, archived)

Bat your eyelashes at me one more time, and I'll bat your eyelashes.
With a bat, you see.


Homophone humour.
(__, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)

I wonder if someone will strikethrough "phone"
That'd be hilarious
(__, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)

Oh hang on, it's not even a homophone

(__, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:45, archived)

Quick, just strike through phone.
It'll still work.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:47, archived)

you're just a barrel of laughs aren't you?
I don't know who you are, nor do I care, as long as you stay this way. You're making me laugh. :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)