Or have them tattoed/carved on your face
like me.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:09, archived)

Or superglue photographs of loved ones to your back
in which they are miming their own phone numbers.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:12, archived)

use staples
superglue isn't as reliable as manufacturers will have you believe.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:14, archived)

Will do.
Ta - arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:15, archived)