Herr Moose
ze package has been sent
typed whilst wearing false beard and glasses
( Dill, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:12, archived)

Sehr Gut!
I shall wait by zee door for the sound of zee pigeon shitting in zee night postman
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:19, archived)