Good god, you give me a
raging one sometimes.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:13, archived)

Only sometimes?

( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:16, archived)

I refuse to take this conversation
any further until your next birthday.

When is that?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:18, archived)

Instead of wishing for her to be older
why dont you just become younger.

It wont be any more legal, but it will make you look less predatory.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:23, archived)