I was mildly rude to a mod on another board I visit;
in b3tan style I quoted his post, which contained the words 'I', 'just' 'shit' and 'myself' in that order, and I struck a line through all the other words. Everyone thought it was funny apart from him.

So he threw a big fat crying baby strop and deleted my post, and sent me a PM saying 'I deleted your post because you're a total fucking cunt who has no respect for others'.
( Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 19:57, archived)

You should have replied thus...
I deleted your post because you're a total fucking cunt who has no respect for others

*apologises*
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:00, archived)

I actually just asked him
'why are you so insecure?'
( Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:02, archived)

That works too :)

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:04, archived)

or you could have replied
I deleted your post because you're a total fucking cunt who has no respect for others who is only big when hiding behind his computer screen with his sad life and feelings of inadequacy and imaginary girlfriend.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:05, archived)

Heh.
But I don't want to get banned - I like everyone else there and I help work on the main site.
( Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:08, archived)

ah, just the man!
I'm just uploading ok fred to usendit and you should be receiving a mail shortly ;)
( robh, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:10, archived)

You are a true gentleman
I owe you a pint of Yorkshire's finest foaming nut brown grog.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:18, archived)

You're
more than welcome
( robh, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:21, archived)