I make it all on my own, not special on its own until you realise:
1: I'm not gay.
2: I'm not a chef (see 1)
3: I put my manlovejuice all over it
( Druid, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:34, archived)

are you accusing
ainsley harriot of being gay?
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:39, archived)