whenever i see one of my friends
he sings "a pirate i was meant to be, trim the sails and roam the sea" at me with acompanying actions.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:51, archived)

We could all avoid scurvy
if we all eat an orange
( so long and thanks for all the fish, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:21, archived)

erm....
doorhinge?
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:41, archived)