Monkey Island 2 remains brilliant.
That is all.
( Malchick, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:46, archived)

as does monkey island 1
monkey island 3 is good too. monkey island 4 however was total shit.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:47, archived)

This.
I'm partial to 3, actually. I think 2 was the strongest game as a whole (with 1 very close behind) but 3 had the most laugh-out-loud stuff.
( Malchick, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:48, archived)

whenever i see one of my friends
he sings "a pirate i was meant to be, trim the sails and roam the sea" at me with acompanying actions.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:51, archived)

We could all avoid scurvy
if we all eat an orange
( so long and thanks for all the fish, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:21, archived)

erm....
doorhinge?
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:41, archived)

Monkey Island 3
was/is/shall ever be totally awesome!
(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:19, archived)

You fight like a dairy farmer!

( so long and thanks for all the fish, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:48, archived)

how appropriate you fight like a cow

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:49, archived)

Every enemy I've met I've annihilated!

( so long and thanks for all the fish, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:55, archived)

with your breath i'm sure they all suffocated

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:56, archived)

En garde! Touche!

( so long and thanks for all the fish, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:07, archived)

oh that is so cliché

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:10, archived)

You have the sex appeal of a shar pei!

(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:23, archived)

I look THAT much like your fiance?

( so long and thanks for all the fish, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:29, archived)

How appropriate, you fight like a cow.

( Malchick, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:50, archived)

How appropriate, you fight like a cow
/just wants to be popular
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:53, archived)

then get off the internet and make some friends.

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:54, archived)

I didn't
know the two were mutually exclusive.
(Withiel assumes the position!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:56, archived)

they're not
i suppose.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:01, archived)

I've just been out with some friends,
so shut it, fucko :)
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:04, archived)

good for you
i'm just jealous, i have no friends.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:07, archived)

I'll be your friend

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:10, archived)

thanks,
i guess. I may have been lying a bit, i just choose my friends carefully.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 0:15, archived)

Im selling these fine leather jackets

( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 23:50, archived)