I went to the shops and I bought...

( diffy maybs, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 6:35, archived)

an apple
/imaginativeblog
( The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 6:40, archived)

/wrong season blog
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!
( charlieroker, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 7:21, archived)

and ten B&H

Morning All.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 7:22, archived)

Morning.
Starting new job in a couple of hours. Anyone want to teach me ASP?
( Newington, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 7:23, archived)

Nah - but try this
www.aspfree.com/
( charlieroker, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 7:33, archived)

*looks around to check that no-one's looking*
job job as an ASP developer

Did you find somewhere to stay up there? I bet it's a blessed relief to get out of Leicester!
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 7:36, archived)

Not yet
staying at my dad's, but have some numbers to call later.
Your strikethrough is correct, but I think they know I don't really know it yet.
( Newington, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 7:44, archived)

A cure for a hangover...
Note to self - going out on a school night is a bad idea. Fun. But a bad idea.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 7:31, archived)

MORNING, MOOSE!!!

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 7:52, archived)

Ow.
'ning sir.

(And congratulations on the extension to your family - since I forgot to say it yesterday...)
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 12 Jul 2005, 7:57, archived)

Thanks
I met quite a shell-shocked wifey outside the doctors surgery yesterday.

I also now have scan pictures with which to baffle my cow-orkers.

*hands over bacon sarnie and lots of water*
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:22, archived)