I am.
They pay me money and stuff and give me chinese burns and grundies if I don't.

But I have nearly eight minutes of solid freedom now.

*assumes position number 14*
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:52, archived)

*bums for seven and a half minutes*
*gives thirty-second reacharound*

Now get back to it, you corporate whore.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:54, archived)