Looks like fears
of the /talk link on the main board leading to this place getting swamped are unfounded, then...

*waits*

*watches tumbleweed roll by*
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:41, archived)

*stops playing crown green bowls with tumbleweed*

Maybe people are *spit* working today.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:45, archived)

Why?
In the name of all that is holy, why?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:49, archived)

Because their
wives aren't chartered accountants and earn enough so you don't have to?
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:51, archived)

Good point
Glad your missus is keeping my comfy while I slack.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:52, archived)

I am.
They pay me money and stuff and give me chinese burns and grundies if I don't.

But I have nearly eight minutes of solid freedom now.

*assumes position number 14*
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:52, archived)

*bums for seven and a half minutes*
*gives thirty-second reacharound*

Now get back to it, you corporate whore.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:54, archived)

why was your wife shell shocked?

( diffy maybs, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:50, archived)

She lives
in Baghdad.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:51, archived)

She went to the midwife last week because she was a bit big for 15 weeks.
The MW said that it could be one of three things

a) A bloody big baby
b) Twins
c) Stomach muscles have given up

She couldn't tell any further than this without a scan and we weren't scheduled for one until the end of this month - so we paid to have a private one yesterday.

It's twins.

In December we're going to have three kids under the age of 2! We've got to sell the cars and buy a people carrier, rethink where we're going to put everyone and I've got to find lots more money from somewhere!
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:10, archived)

people carriers turn you into cardigan wearing dweebs
it's a well known scientific fact.

3 kids under two isn't that bad. You'll just think your life has stopped for a few years, then they'll be out of nappies and able to fend for themselves a bit, and your wife might even start to find you attractive again.

/speaking from bitter experience.
(teasus likes tea, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:45, archived)

*gulp*

*vows never to buy cardigans*
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 10:51, archived)

The link takes everyone to the new talk board

...except you. We didin't like to say anything, but, there. It's all out in the open now.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:45, archived)

*weeps bitter tears*
It's just like being back in the cubs.

Without the bumming.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:51, archived)

Including
all the bumming no doubt.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:52, archived)

www.tunisiancommunity.org/no%20doubt.jpg
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:00, archived)

Oh no!

More people like me will be joining

*Has just spent the best part of 20 minutes raming a stone man up a bull's arse, he was defeated in the end!*

/Goht Major's mask
( diffy maybs, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:46, archived)

What,
heavily pregnant?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:51, archived)

I need a poo
does that count?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:53, archived)

Yes.
I'd say that it does.
( Jobe, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:54, archived)

*swamps*

( Jobe, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:54, archived)

*plays banjo*
*gets malaria*
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 8:54, archived)

*bums*

( Jobe, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:01, archived)