The only way to keep a drink cool,
is to dress it in some fashionable flares, a sequinned shirt and a rainbow coloured tank top.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:11, archived)

and some huge sunglasses

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:13, archived)