I'm hoping for something
more along the lines of Threads.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 10:41, archived)

Is that the one where someone has to bite through
an umbilical cord?

That's my memory of that film.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 10:45, archived)