OH GOD!
There is no soothing to be found on the internet. Only flounces and dirty messes.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:38, archived)

I just made a dirty mess.
:(
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:39, archived)

FORSHAME!

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:40, archived)

T'is ok.
Metaphor lol.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:41, archived)

*throws tissues at you*
Clean yourself up and DON'T YOU DARE LOOK ME IN THE EYE!
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:42, archived)

My favourite tissues are double quilted.
These absorb more. This is my current favourite picture of an elephant, I thought you should know.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:49, archived)

I'm discovering so much about you tonight, The Doveston
You're a shit vicar and an elephant enthusiast!
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:51, archived)

My willy just did a flounce.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:40, archived)