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Oh no! What will our internet hard men drive now?!?!/!!11111
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8179349.stm

I'm going on holiday tomorrow and I'm too nervous/excited to sleep. Soothe me.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:35, archived)
Where are you off to?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:35, archived)
Hahahahhahahaha
No comment.
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:37, archived)
Where are YOU off to?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:38, archived)
I'm not off anywhere at the moment thank you JMG
I've not long been home and fancy staying in Blighty for a while.
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:45, archived)
Anyone who calls Britain 'Blighty' is a massive wanker.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:49, archived)
Really?
Wow you are so fucking cool
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:51, archived)
I think he's warming to you.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:51, archived)
This really is fantastic internet.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:52, archived)
GOD
You are soooo fickle.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:54, archived)
Aw thats it, my numbers up, you've got me.
I only came on here to try and get some friends because my home life is so shit.

Fuck, what am I to do now?!?!?!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:56, archived)
Quick, post this again.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:58, archived)
Aw fuck sorry, that was me telepathically posting your life!
Sorry JackAction, it won;t happen again.
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:59, archived)
Why are you in such a rush to get these posts out on to the internet?
Calm down a bit. Take a deep breath and try again.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 4:01, archived)
Ok I'm sorry, can we just be friends?
We could even play xbox together, how good would that be?
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 4:02, archived)
Not really, you're still a cunt

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 4:03, archived)
Right.
You know you're not winning this, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 4:06, archived)
You are taking this all a bit too seriously. Calm down.
Maybe you should take a break from the internet. It'd probably be for the best.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 4:04, archived)

again on 4chan
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:59, archived)
*clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 4:05, archived)
What are you, some sort of cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:39, archived)
Hello The Doveston

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:41, archived)
He's not really a 'the' more a 'vicar'

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:42, archived)
This
www.b3ta.com/talk/6172682
makes me do a rofl and a lol
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:45, archived)
That whole conversation makes me crack up
www.b3ta.com/talk/6172648
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:47, archived)
Superior internet
right there.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:49, archived)
*fist bumps*

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:51, archived)
That explains a lot.
No more drunk internet for me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:55, archived)
Ooooh ark at her!
Perhaps I am, but by no means anywhere near the scale of JackAction the sad littlefucktard
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:42, archived)
littlefucktard

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:43, archived)
He's great isn't he.
I want to pinch his chubby little cheeks.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:44, archived)
He's my new favourite user.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:47, archived)
Calm down dear,
try not to wet your pants.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:45, archived)
Oh its too late
boohoo.
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:46, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6345649
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:49, archived)
damn i was hoping you was gonna call the
benstineman.com/stuff/waambulance.jpg
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:53, archived)
Cornwall
I have a 7.30 train.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:40, archived)
CORNWALL AM TEH BEST :)
Eat all the icecream.

All of it.

Or else.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:40, archived)
I'm not actually a massive fan of ice cream. I do like it... just not OMGILOVEICECREAM
I've never had fresh crab before so I'm looking forward to that.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:41, archived)
*kicks you in the shins*
Can you smuggle some out of cornwall for me then? We'll hatch a plan so Prince Charles doesn't find out.

Delicious crab is delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:44, archived)
I'm sure I can find a way to subtly secrete ice cream upon my person.
Also... OW! What is it with the shin kicking?
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:45, archived)
Oooooh matron
Shin kicking in the most cowardly of all acts. A quick shin kick and then RUN!
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:47, archived)
It's no Colwyn Bay.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:40, archived)
I've not been, but it looks like a lovely place.
I've a friend who goes down there every year and she's always banging on about how great it is.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:42, archived)
This is terrible nooze.
Where are you going on holiday, Colwyn Bay?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:37, archived)
No, although that looks very nice.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:41, archived)
Are you staying in caravan?
I like the smell of gas.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:44, archived)
We're renting a cottage with a little balcony and a great view and stuff.
Also... if you like the smell of gas you're not only a shit vicar but also a shit jew.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:49, archived)
I stayed in Cornwall once, in a caravan.
It rained continuously for a week, then our caravan site was abandoned due to flooding.

I also like the smell of petrol.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:53, archived)
oh boy oh boy oh boy
Where are you going???
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:38, archived)
OH GOD!
There is no soothing to be found on the internet. Only flounces and dirty messes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:38, archived)
I just made a dirty mess.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:39, archived)
FORSHAME!

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:40, archived)
T'is ok.
Metaphor lol.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:41, archived)
*throws tissues at you*
Clean yourself up and DON'T YOU DARE LOOK ME IN THE EYE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:42, archived)
My favourite tissues are double quilted.
These absorb more. This is my current favourite picture of an elephant, I thought you should know.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:49, archived)
I'm discovering so much about you tonight, The Doveston
You're a shit vicar and an elephant enthusiast!
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:51, archived)
My willy just did a flounce.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:40, archived)

When measured on a passenger-distance calculation, air travel is the safest form of transportation available: these figures are the ones mentioned by the air industry when quoting statistics on air safety. A typical statement is this one by the BBC: "UK airline operations are among the safest anywhere. When compared against all other modes of transport on a fatality per mile basis air transport is the safest - six times safer than traveling by car and twice as safe as rail."

Oh, so you're twice as likely to die in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:40, archived)