well, you probably eat wood and foam instead of food
on account of how everything you do is wrong
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 13:23, archived)

I bet he uses a big wooden spoon to eat all his wrong food with.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 13:24, archived)

he scoops it all in with a tupperware box lid

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 13:26, archived)