I heard that his real name wasn't Frank, it's Cedric
or maybe Steve. Or Cyril. Something starting with a ss noise anyway. Dunno if its true, just what I heard.
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:46, archived)

Snakey
that's his real name.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:47, archived)