I FUCK a PISS on a SHITSTUBBLE.
How do you WANK FLANGE up SHITCUNT?
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:28, archived)

Sideways
and with a spanner
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:29, archived)

Good call

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:29, archived)

had
practice
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:31, archived)

You appear to be nearly as old on this site as me
hello new to me yet old person
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:42, archived)

hello new person

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:49, archived)

hello old person

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:50, archived)

124 days to christmas!

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:51, archived)

alright steerable forehead

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:52, archived)

alright cowfoo

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:53, archived)

t

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:53, archived)

alright gilgamesh

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:54, archived)

alright cowfoot

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:55, archived)

alright broadsword

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:56, archived)

Our survey said EH EHHH

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:31, archived)

Thats what you get for carrying out your market research on teletubbies

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:33, archived)

Cheese?
No cheesoid, petrol

Petril?
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:33, archived)

That sketch makes me so fucking sad :(
I feel so bad for cheesoid.

CHEESOID HATE SELF :(
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:34, archived)

WHY PETRIL NOT BURN
HATE SELF HATE SELF
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:35, archived)

*weeps openly*
IT'S OKAY CHEESOID, IT'LL ALL BE OKAY!
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:36, archived)

CANNOT REACH

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:37, archived)

LOST LOST CANNOT SEE CAN ONLY SMELL HELP HELP
farm2.static.flickr.com/1286/764185430_4358c3fbd6.jpg
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:38, archived)

OH GOD!
*bawls*
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:40, archived)

Blimey, a lady
can I just say your pixels look lovely this evening
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:35, archived)

Why thankyou, you saucy swine
*tips her hat to you*
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:37, archived)

Gosh, not many ladies tip their hats
*goes all shy*
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:44, archived)

*waggles eyebrows rakeishly*
Oh I say...
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:52, archived)

*wiggles ears forkishly*
well, hello
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:01, archived)

someone's going to get a biro kicked down their ear if this keeps up

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:35, archived)

What the fuck am I supposed to do with all these spare nodes then, Frank?

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:38, archived)

Ram them up your bum bum

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:40, archived)

I'm not sure how many more I can fit

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:41, archived)

TRY MAN, TRY!

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:43, archived)

YOU
you didn't like my messageboard you COW
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:44, archived)

Is there a new one yet?
Am i invited?
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:47, archived)

soon
yes
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:48, archived)

Hoorah!

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:49, archived)

Oh boy
I'm gonna post me some posts on there, yessiree.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:54, archived)

I got the nodes in the right place now
so that's good
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:55, archived)

I just fucked mine off
fuck em.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:56, archived)

tell me if this works, I can't check it from here for networky wank reasons
92.41.229.200/Messageboard/Default.aspx
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:12, archived)

aint loading

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:14, archived)

meh
it's Windows crappy internet connection sharing that's not working right

you cunt
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:19, archived)

ok, that'll be a no then
hmm
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:14, archived)

lol you iz well shit at the internet & that

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:16, archived)

can't be your mum, she'd just go upstairs and knock on your bedroom door
/ac
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:21, archived)

Not from here, it don't

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:15, archived)

Try wanking it off into a sock

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:19, archived)

I'll wank YOU off into a sock in a minute

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:21, archived)

ACTUALLY I THINK YOU'LL FIND...
...That I have tried to access it twice since the other day, and been greeted with a big fat nothing. It's not my favourites file either, cuz I went through my history and nothing's connecting.

SO THERE.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:52, archived)

ooOOOOooh get you mister fucking resistance in the fucking tungsten
/ac

it's gone, offline for a bit, back soon
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:54, archived)

Yeah well, get your facts straight next time, YEAH?!?!?!?!
How could I dislike a forum where I am dubbed a fanny magnet? It's like real life.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:55, archived)

COW

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:59, archived)

The BREASTS server is down & he is currently FUCKTWATCUNTing it to a new ARSE! ARSE! ARSE!
hope that helps.

love
broadsword
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:54, archived)

oh man, I like breasts quite a fair bit
and I like ladies' bottoms too

and fannies

fannies are probably the best out of that list
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:56, archived)

Out of the three my favourite is breasts
followed by fannies
ladies bottoms come third
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:00, archived)

I'm a big fan of ladies bottoms
breasts, yeah, they're ok but I could live without them as long as there's a ready supply of fannies and ladies' bottoms
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:09, archived)

Nah bruv, breasts over bottoms innit, ugitme?

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:10, archived)

That pesky fingourettes

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:56, archived)

Is a fingourette a half hearted fingering?

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:08, archived)

I'm out of poppers
will Toilet Duck have the same effect?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:46, archived)

you've got to heat it up to near boiling then inject it into your tits
I had a three-day waking nightmare on toilet duck once, it was great
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:48, archived)

+n
nightmare session
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:51, archived)

They don't teach you that at remedial school

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:51, archived)

I went there
never got taught anything 'cos in the welcome speach the headmaster got stuck on the word remme remmmnm remmmmmeeee remmmmmmmm
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:04, archived)

p o
will meet me in the
+ ,
have the same effect?
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:48, archived)

well you'll have to find a node they'll fit in, they can't go in the current one

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:44, archived)

I'm beginning to regret having all these nodes

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:45, archived)

I heard that his real name wasn't Frank, it's Cedric
or maybe Steve. Or Cyril. Something starting with a ss noise anyway. Dunno if its true, just what I heard.
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:46, archived)

Snakey
that's his real name.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:47, archived)

are you having a pisswibble?

( Lisette von Falcon, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:49, archived)

PISSWIBBLE
Helllllloooooooooo
*bums*
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:51, archived)

alright kristine

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:55, archived)

what's crackin cowfoot?

( Lisette von Falcon, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:58, archived)

Cigarettes and mint tea
ROCK AND FUCKING ROLL WOOOOO YEAH MOTHERFUCKER
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:08, archived)

In your mothers bed.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:10, archived)

look everyone
it's fucksocks
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:17, archived)