They don't teach you that at remedial school

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:51, archived)

I went there
never got taught anything 'cos in the welcome speach the headmaster got stuck on the word remme remmmnm remmmmmeeee remmmmmmmm
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:04, archived)