I'm actually considering ripping off Mike's idea to cover QOTW..
..I think a compilation of the best lies, display of autism and stropping could have some mileage.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:20, archived)

You can have it, yo.
There's several years worth of work to be had compiling that.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:21, archived)