It's HER birthday.
Do you have a birthday? No, you fucking don't. Just a manufacturing date when you dropped off the conveyor belt you stupid lump of tin.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:35, archived)

You know how hi-fi's eventually pack up and stop working usually after 4 years.
How old are you MECHA-VOLTAN?
( BindiBaji, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:39, archived)