Then you're going to fucking love my profile.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:05, archived)

I read your profile daily.
I treat it like a Wobble-Newspaper
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:06, archived)

It's a shame I didn't add a counter so I could inflate my ego.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:09, archived)

do it. do it now.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:10, archived)

i am relieved to have avoided this list of failure and sadness

( sleepybinky, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:18, archived)

You're on my list.
bloody cheeky scamp
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:26, archived)

is it a rude list?

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:31, archived)

hidiously rude
it involves clothes pegs.

I think she was shy of me at the bash because she wanted to stroke my willy like an old crippled cat.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:33, archived)

i don't understand it :(
i'm the purest cleanest simplest person i know :(((
( sleepybinky, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:38, archived)