Who is the chinese guy in all the pictures?
i usually get memes but this ones bugging me. Any help?
( BlackCloud, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:40, archived)

Because /talk is the place to ask about /board memes.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:41, archived)

I think there's only one meme.
..and it's GMoS.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:42, archived)

>:( hexachordal

( moohalaa, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:43, archived)

Hello love
What's up with you then?
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:44, archived)

I haven't seen your noncing username around here for a while

(likeajackhammer, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:45, archived)

NOR, BUT AH'M THICK AND RAYSCHIST
/ac

Nothing my dear. What's up wit chew?
( moohalaa, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:47, archived)

I think you've been replaced by JackAction.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:51, archived)

JackAction's not queer enough
sadly
( moohalaa, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:53, archived)

See?
JackAction is fresher and more in the public's attention.
Hexacordial is roughly around the SexFace level.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:55, archived)

I got given a lot of SexFace LIST material today.
He's well on his way to his own section if he keeps his current rate of depressing, miserable and whiney posts up.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:00, archived)

what are you talking about?

( sleepybinky, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:02, archived)

THE LIST.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:02, archived)

WHAT LIST
i like your sig
( sleepybinky, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:04, archived)

ZERR IS NEIN HIDING FROM ZE LIST!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:05, archived)

Then you're going to fucking love my profile.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:05, archived)

I read your profile daily.
I treat it like a Wobble-Newspaper
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:06, archived)

It's a shame I didn't add a counter so I could inflate my ego.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:09, archived)

do it. do it now.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:10, archived)

i am relieved to have avoided this list of failure and sadness

( sleepybinky, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:18, archived)

You're on my list.
bloody cheeky scamp
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:26, archived)

is it a rude list?

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:31, archived)

hidiously rude
it involves clothes pegs.

I think she was shy of me at the bash because she wanted to stroke my willy like an old crippled cat.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:33, archived)

i don't understand it :(
i'm the purest cleanest simplest person i know :(((
( sleepybinky, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:38, archived)

I'm considering getting my mentally challenged friends to register on b3ta

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:47, archived)

Don't you fucking dare.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:49, archived)

You've got to admit that the level of comedy generated would be excellent

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:56, archived)

No, they'd just be annoying and shit.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:57, archived)

Well they'd fit right in then, wouldn't they?

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:01, archived)

I think so
we've tired of insulting our regular Slow Readers.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:02, archived)

Do you remember the Roger McGough poem "The Slow Reader's Club"?

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:05, archived)

YES

( sleepybinky, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:16, archived)

I can't find a copy of it online :(
But I recall it being pretty funny (when I was 10).
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:19, archived)

Although I did find this :)
www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-lesson/
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:23, archived)

i found this
literarytourist.wordpress.com/2008/02/12/being-a-slow-reader/
( sleepybinky, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:42, archived)

apparently its allan ahlberg, too. not roge.

( sleepybinky, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:43, archived)

His name is Guan Dong
he fucked a dog
(likeajackhammer, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:42, archived)

Wifi LCD balls?
anyone remember the penn and teller one where they did the most expensive card trick in the world?


"for this trick you need a punter, a pack of cards, a computer, a giant led tv and a national tv network. We're using channel 4 but any terretrial channel will do"

Here it is
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sdv91BoN1tg
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:43, archived)

Pictures?
Sorry, you've lost me.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:44, archived)

it's your mum, duh

( sleepybinky, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:45, archived)

It's a bandwagon zeltergiset started
Basically a chinese messageboard member asked for a skateboard to be photoshopped into his picture, they took the piss and muffed around with the picture, zeltergiset decided b3ta could do better and thus a bandwagon was born.

EDIT/ here b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post512112
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:45, archived)

D Gizzle.
Why?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:47, archived)

beats me mini milk...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:51, archived)

Me too.
How are things on Planet DG?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:57, archived)

Awesometown dudette :)
Are you grumpo as per usual or have you got your hormones in check today?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:01, archived)

No.
Everything is BOSS today. I get to go shoe shopping on Saturday. YES.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:08, archived)

Women! Stop your shoe shopping!
All you need is a pair of converse or something pretty for when you're going to be turbo-mincing past me in the evening.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:10, archived)

I'm going to a wedding next weekend
and don't have any suitable shoes as all I seem to own are trainers or ballet pumps and they won't look good with my dress

/girls it RIGHT THE FUCK UP blog
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:14, archived)

I just wear ugg boots over my suit trousers
with a MASSIVE errection in all the photos.

The bride gets spat on the neck.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:19, archived)

beat your own mini milk
:(
( sleepybinky, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:00, archived)

Ooooh little, little binkbonk...I'm going to flap it out all over you now when I see you.
I'm never leaving your side. even if you have to go number twosies.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:08, archived)

I might buy a bunch of hypnotism books.
But not your wanky modern hypnotism books; proper old-school Victorian books. Yeah.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:04, archived)

that sounds a bit date rapey.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:08, archived)

Well, we've all just learnt something about you, haven't we?
You fiend.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:09, archived)