He's getting a pug

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:11, archived)

OH MAN
I HOPE SO
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:11, archived)

I FUCKING AIN'T!!!!

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:11, archived)

FUCKING ARE!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:12, archived)

AM CUNTING NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:13, archived)

DOUBLE CUNTING ARE!
you're getting two now.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:20, archived)

I'm getting a DOG.
Not a rat with it's gob bashed in.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:23, archived)