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Fucking Nora! Old person posting!
New house, new business, new woman and soon a new dog as saddly poor old Biffa has now gone to the Pikey biting arena in the sky. Not been here much lately due to BT failing to get my landline installed. I'm told the internets may arrive on Friday. So tell the Captn your gossip and be quick as the trains are backing up in the tunnel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:08, archived)
Oh no. Poor old Biff.
I have applied for 11 jobs today.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:09, archived)
Isn't that a bit greedy considering the amount of folk unemployed at the moment?

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:11, archived)

pffft
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:15, archived)
Everyone hates SexFace again for some reason.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:10, archived)
Probably the usual reason :)

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:11, archived)
New dog! :D
Have started setup of on-the-side business website (www.dinohoodie.com SPAM SPAM SPAM) and, erm.... that's about it, really.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:10, archived)
He's getting a pug

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:11, archived)
OH MAN
I HOPE SO
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:11, archived)
I FUCKING AIN'T!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:11, archived)
FUCKING ARE!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:12, archived)
AM CUNTING NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:13, archived)
DOUBLE CUNTING ARE!
you're getting two now.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:20, archived)
I'm getting a DOG.
Not a rat with it's gob bashed in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:23, archived)
A new German Pointer.
He was only born a week ago so I have to wait a bit :)))
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:12, archived)
German Pointer sounds very Naziesque

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:13, archived)
and?

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:16, archived)
oh yeah :)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:21, archived)
awww lovely dogs
:)
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:14, archived)
I think one of them would have improved my hitchhiking chances last night.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:14, archived)
you might have been deemed irresistable though
and a truck driver Struggle Snuggle would have ensued.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:14, archived)
''Struggle snuggle'' is gonna keep me smirking all day!

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:15, archived)
Oh no. Poor old biff.
I've given 11 blowjobs today.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:10, archived)
gnok gnok gnok

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:11, archived)
GNOKGNOKGNOK heeww....went down a bit too much :(

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:13, archived)

and, indeed, :o'''''
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:18, archived)
STOP TAKING ALL MY WORK.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:12, archived)
I'M CHEAPER
1 cherry bakewell for 3 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:14, archived)
Three hours?
They'll come crawling back to me when they realise the amount of stubble burn you've given them on their nads.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:16, archived)
I've got a stubbly bot bot

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:17, archived)
There is not enough vomit in the world for this image :(

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:18, archived)
need a light? *strikes match*

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:19, archived)
I can't confirm or deny this.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:18, archived)
can't or won't, eh?
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:21, archived)
I send her my bum shavings in the post so she can make money selling them on ebay

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:26, archived)
dude.
totally.

dude.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:30, archived)
Isn't that a bit greedy considering the amount of folk unemployed at the moment?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:13, archived)
alright captn hood-butter

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:17, archived)
alright cowfoo

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:20, archived)
t

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:20, archived)
Yeah
totally still in bed ignoring work.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:22, archived)
I'm not even dressed yet.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:24, archived)
Same here
hot enough for you, internet?
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:25, archived)
Yup! Fine ta.
I didn't burn them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:20, archived)
Good work

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:24, archived)
alright cowfoot

(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:20, archived)
There's very little new in my life
New clothes, that's about it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:19, archived)
My oh my. How those long cold winter nights must just fly by for you.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:21, archived)
Oh they do
I fill them with programming and drawing.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:25, archived)
I have new shoes, they are fabulous.
www.office.co.uk/womens/office/dimple_court/37/5481/14874/1/

They are Gap-Year-Job-Hunt-But-By-Wearing-These-Shoes-You-Can-Tell-I-Have-A-Good-Degree-From-A-Top-Ten-University Shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:22, archived)
Interesting
I normally buy clothes based on whether they fit or not. This concept of buying them based on the message they give is new to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:27, archived)
I'm not sure they are cutting edge research shoes, though.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:32, archived)
No. But these ones are though.
www.saksfifthavenue.com/main/context_chooser.jsp
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:39, archived)
no shoes there :(

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:46, archived)
Oh balls.
Well, take my word for it. They are FABULOUS. And very researchy. Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:00, archived)
Sorry to hear about that.

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:24, archived)
No need.
It's a nice house and she is a lovely woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:28, archived)
I'm applyin' for jobs, Captain
JOBS. And I might get some of them. Well probably not. Possibly. Maybe. I dunno. Shutup.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:25, archived)
hahaha
that's the spirit.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:27, archived)
CONFIDENCE BOY

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:29, archived)
OOoooh. Where?

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:28, archived)
Both in the same company
But one's in Cork. I don't want to leave Paris at all, but more money...........and I am greedy
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:29, archived)
Well done.
I'm currently looking for a full time HD cameraman or woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:32, archived)
Give me a camera and teach me how to use it
DONE
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:35, archived)