Sorry, no can do.
Drink plenty of fluids, take ibuprofen and paracetamol, increase your spicy food intake and have plenty of hot steamy baths. If your nose gets really blocked up, dissolve half a packet of mentholated sweets in boiling water and inhale the steam.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 22 Sep 2009, 7:45, archived)

I did discover last night that plastering the lower half of my face in Tesco own-brand vicks had an amazing effect.
Woke up this morning feeling like I'd been spunked on, but my nose is nowhere near as sore as it was yesterday.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 7:48, archived)

all of this and olbas tissues for when your out of the house.

( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 8:19, archived)