Aren't you going to be part of the NHS and probably at some point put in a situation where patients might actually fucking listen to your medical advice?
Dear fucking lord.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 7:47, archived)

Isn't this like every other thing Sammi has claimed to have done?
She'll 'drop out' again.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 22 Sep 2009, 7:52, archived)

What the fuck?
I've dropped out of Biology. I have an Animal Management qualification and I think the only other thing I dropped out of is St John Ambulance :/
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 7:58, archived)

Shut up. Shut up shut up shut up shut up. You inconceivably ignorant and delusional moron.
Go and lie about get pregnant and pissed, you unutterably pointless waste of cells.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 8:00, archived)

Pfffffffffffffft!
You're funny.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 8:02, archived)

You're not.
You're tragic.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 8:11, archived)

There was that miscarriage, although it's more the case that it dropped out of you.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 8:01, archived)

I think the amount of booze she was drinking may have helped matters.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 22 Sep 2009, 8:09, archived)

now that is some very wide hips.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 8:24, archived)

Even if she had a stethoscope around her neck and a shiny badge saying "World Renowned Expert"
nobody with a head still attached is going to pay any fucking attention to her. Surely.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 7:59, archived)

I'm just thinking of the NHS.
There's lots of people in distress who will turn to anyone for advice.

Also lots of obvious mentals.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 8:02, archived)

I'm not trying to be funny here, but what do you think the course is FOR?
It's a 3 year degree, not a 1 year NVQ
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 8:06, archived)

You wont last a year.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 22 Sep 2009, 8:08, archived)

Pfft
Why's that, then?
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 8:19, archived)

Because you are without doubt the single, most stupid human being I have ever had the misfortune to spend time with
with the all the intelligence, wit, charm, and social skills of John McCririck crossed with Bernard Manning.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 22 Sep 2009, 8:28, archived)

you'd better tell that to the admissions tutor, the exam marker
and the specialist dementia care home owner who asked me to return in my holidays to work!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 8:35, archived)

All of them ticking a lovely diversity box.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 22 Sep 2009, 8:37, archived)

To be fair, I was in no position to give good advice when I started my course.
That's what training is for. Not that patients ever ask me for advice anyway.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 8:14, archived)