Because she loves you, you ungrateful little bollix.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:53,
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Next time she's over yours, tell her to get a decent cake for Lee on Wednesday.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:54,
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