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Who's a fan of tits then?

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:27, archived)
Oh, I like tits.

(__, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:28, archived)
Oh not me.
Abolish them.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:28, archived)
Tits are awesome, you tit

(__, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:28, archived)
I think a lady's personality is much more important than her tits.
/lovely doveston
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:34, archived)
WHATTTT!??!

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:38, archived)
You have to go there?

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:40, archived)
Dunno
I just read the word tits.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:40, archived)
He's just trying to get women to show him their tits.

(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:50, archived)
Oh, right!
I love women's personalities. Especially if they have nice tits.

Is that how to do it?
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 22:05, archived)
Where shall I send the pictures?

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 22:45, archived)
Man up you fucking Homo.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:41, archived)
In progress, I'm going to drink bitter down the dog and dishrag,
bye.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:45, archived)
I think everyone loves a good tit now and then.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:29, archived)
I like the left tit more than the right.
I find it's got more personailty.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:30, archived)
Tits are all right, yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:30, archived)
Blue or Great?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:30, archived)
If not tits, midriff
Midriff is awesome.
(__, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:30, archived)
I fucking love toes.
I like there way they're all like tiny yet have the ability to pick things up, they make my cock look masive compaired to fingers. Esspeicaly great if she's just stood bare-foot (or even better, in fishnet stockings) in one of those £4.99 chocolate cakes from asda, you know, the ones that look like a catapilla. They look great all squashed up between toes, all wriggly and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:33, archived)
clickin dis
hard.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:33, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:34, archived)
I'll be honest, our nan has bought caterpillar cake from Asda for me, my brother's and my sister's birthdays for the past 20-odd years.
You've just completely fucking ruined a family tradition.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:43, archived)
Your nan brings caterpillar cakes when she comes to see me too.
The filthy minx.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:44, archived)
Or
your Nan has had 20 years of disappointment.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:46, archived)
The cake isn't even that nice. I don't know why she bothers.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:51, archived)
Because she loves you, you ungrateful little bollix.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:53, archived)
Next time she's over yours, tell her to get a decent cake for Lee on Wednesday.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:54, archived)
and I'm done.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:35, archived)
Sometimes, you really, REALLY, scare me.

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:35, archived)
You know the great thing about that?
Someone who isn't replying to it is probably thinking "Hmmmm, I wonder if I could get my misses to do that".

=/
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:37, archived)
"they make my cock look masive compaired to fingers"
is the funniest thing I have read on here for fucking ages.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:38, archived)
I love you and worry about you in equal measures

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:37, archived)
You absolute bastard.
Laughing at that hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:39, archived)
I love you Gonz.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:50, archived)
I only like them when they come in multiples of 3.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:31, archived)
I'm in the pro-tit camp.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:31, archived)
I was going to provide a humorous link to the b3ta user "tits", but they've changed their name.
What a killjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:32, archived)
He does good cat animations.
I think he's fucked off now anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:33, archived)
I like tits. Tits are great!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:32, archived)
What's your favourite thing about tits?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:33, archived)
I'd vote tits.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:33, archived)
Which party is tits representing?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:35, archived)
I don't know, but I think they're the breast.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:40, archived)
Areola-t agreement on that then?

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:45, archived)
I'm a fan

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:35, archived)
When am I judging this competition of yours anyway...

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:37, archived)
oh, you should've come to the beach, we had one then

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:38, archived)
I'm so upset by this, I'm going to the pub.
I'll drink away the pain...
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:43, archived)
try to compare nipples there, I'm sure someone will fall for it

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:44, archived)
alright kristine

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:47, archived)
alright cowfoofoo

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:49, archived)
speaking of tits
hello
(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:35, archived)
LIES

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:36, archived)
Troll some cunt or I aint buying it.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:37, archived)
stop pming me asking for cybersex

(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:38, archived)
If you'd only say yes sometime I wouldn't need to keep asking.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:40, archived)
I noticed you were back earlier.
Are you a changed man?
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:38, archived)
It's not him.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:39, archived)
Oh yeah, username is too large.
Mind you, who would pretend to be him who was not?
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:41, archived)
He's about the third Rathen we've has since the real one turned pussy.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:42, archived)
he did turn pussy, i'll give you that, no doubt life and shit stopped him fucking shit cunts fucking shit right up

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:46, archived)
Here's a story
I scrambled the last account in a retarded panic

I signed up for this one as "Rathen." as I noticed "Rathen" was already in use. I asked a mod to change it for me and punt the other cunt out as it was someone impersonating me. Then Dr. Preference acted very strangely when someone pointed out that there was a new "Rathen" account. Hence why I'm pretty sure he decided to try to impersonate me. Silly irish.
(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:44, archived)
i did feel a bit smug that someone was so worked up about me they decided to impersonate me though

(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:44, archived)
Right, tell us about the Lisbon treaty.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:46, archived)
i could only tell you what i can find on wikipedia
though from memory isn't it something about joining the EU or the constitution or something equally dull
(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:48, archived)
If you were the real Dr Preference you'd know all about the Lisbon treaty.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:51, archived)
i am the worst teenager who is wasting his adolescence going around canvassing for political parties

(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:58, archived)
*impersonated-by-frustrated-loser fives*

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:47, archived)
It's like Dave Grohl pretending to be Liam Gallagher.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:48, archived)
Who did you?
No one ever impersonates me. Bunch of cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:50, archived)

www.b3ta.com/search/posts/51085
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:53, archived)
Wormulus?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:54, archived)
No, Wormulus doesn't have an IQ in single figures.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:56, archived)
If you're the real Rathen, why did I put you on ignore?

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:47, archived)
i have absolutely no idea
i seem to remember you claiming I was part of a blank posting spam?
(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:48, archived)
That's true.
So if it is you, why are you so nice and not being a cunt to everyone like a tedious troll cunt shit cunt who everyone hates and we're glad that you've gone can't you see that this whole place has gone to ruin because of idiots like you?
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:50, archived)
I'm not glad he's gone.
I miss Rathen.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:52, archived)
because i am happy :)
and don't need to wind the internet up for simple kicks

at the moment, anyway
(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:54, archived)
If that's true, fair dos.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 22:02, archived)
very true
i'm very much like the kids everyone moans about when the summer holidays are around - bored and wanting attention

thus now when things are awesome and i'm generally brilliant, things are happytimes

plus doesn't look like there's any particularly decent bait here tonight either maybe tomorrow will tell
(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 22:04, archived)
no, this place went to ruin when people got involved in each others lives
i care not for your offline bollox involving people i don't know, it is not a blog
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:56, archived)
i'm shagging your wife right now

(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:59, archived)
Whose wife is this then?

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 22:01, archived)
i care not

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 22:01, archived)
I've no idea
No-ones really presented anything worth picking at yet, so I don't know.

I PMed Piston Broke earlier as he was going around spouting that I was someone on QOTW or whatever and got a couple of shitty PMs in response (he's better than me simply because he's not me or something). Does that count?
(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:39, archived)
right, tell us about the nfl

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:38, archived)
You should know.
You're the real Rathen. I heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:41, archived)
steelers are looking terrible
romo is looking wobbly in charge of the cowboys so i've got money on the panthers to do them tonight even though they're 0-2 so far

quids in if something good happens, if not i've only lost two quid

how's the bivvy mongy?
(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:41, archived)
not bad bad, welcome back

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:43, archived)
Is Romo the one that skinny bint with the big tits is fucking?

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:48, archived)
he's shagging jessica simpson last i heard

(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:49, archived)
she gets fat them slims, yo yo fat chicks suck

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:52, archived)