bollocks
you can't cut off trousers with keys, and no normal person would continue drinking in public after shitting themselves.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:15, archived)

he did not cut his trousers off
he cut his pants off! I agree no normal person would carry on drinking tho...
(chemicals1234, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:16, archived)

No normal person would shit themselves...

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:18, archived)

it happens tho
its the carrying on drinking bit that worrys me.
(chemicals1234, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:20, archived)

My mate pissed himself, so he bit his cock off and spat it out in a bin

(__, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:19, archived)

My mate pissed himself, so he I bit his cock off and spat it out in a bin
(chemicals1234, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:22, archived)

You bit his cock off?
Do you even know my mate?
(__, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:23, archived)

I only know him
from the waist down.
(chemicals1234, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:24, archived)

I'm getting bored of you

(__, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:28, archived)