so why didn't he waddle to the gents
pul his trousers down, wrap bogroll round is thighs, lower the offending skiddies, wipe himself clean, undress his lower half, clean up his arse area, throw the pants in the bin and then put his trews back on?

CUTTING OFF WITH KEYS? yeah yeah yeah right your mate shat himself but YOU'RE the wanker here.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:28, archived)