To reflect your thirty years in the Navy, where you picked up all those hideous swear words.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:56, archived)

^this

( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:58, archived)

They're self taught.
Irish children learn swearing for the Leaving Cert, anyway.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:59, archived)