Or maybe some 1:1 ratio bumble bee wings on your back

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:07, archived)

1:1 ratio bumblebee wings
would be very small. Being as they are, the actual size of bumblebee wings. Kind of pointless ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:15, archived)

...that was the joke you ninny :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:18, archived)

OK.
it's been a long day, DG.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:21, archived)

*smooches*
i.cr3ation.co.uk/dl/s1/jpg/beewingsfunny.jpg
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:23, archived)

Score.
*cops a feel*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:37, archived)