You should have a Maffers post etched across your back.
Those are really interesting and hilarious and will definitely stand the test of time.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 18:24, archived)

I'd rather tattoo his mother's fanny on there.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 18:34, archived)