I've taken my surname off, so he'd have a job.
I'd like to see his face if he ever did. Fucking dick.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:04, archived)

Still gays are sneaky and good at the internet
you've been warned.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:06, archived)

He's not, he's too fucking stupid
I want him dead.

I bet he thinks people don't like him because he's gay and they're homophobic, and that makes me so angry, because I don't care that he's gay, he's a cunt regardless of his sexuality. ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:09, archived)

why is he a cunt then?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)

Because he lives in his own little bubble.
His own little bubble where everyone wants to hear what he's thinking all the time. Where everything requires a loud voice and talking over other people, where the fact that everyone has paid £700 for the course doesn't seem to register.

He's a stupid, egotistical, childish dick-head, and he fails at life.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:15, archived)