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A car with UKIP flags all over it just pulled up next door
to take the old lady to the polling booth. I guess now I know who she's voting for haha.
I voted for the first time in years. It was quite liberating. Tell me something you did recently that you found liberating?
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:57, archived)
Told you to shush it up.
Shush it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:58, archived)

www.b3ta.com/questions/fetishes/post548092
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:11, archived)
Fuck's sake.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)

www.b3ta.com/questions/fetishes/post548202
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:56, archived)
For fucks sake,

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:02, archived)
how has no-one replied to this?
HOW?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:02, archived)
You are going to have to keep me up to speed with the most tragic examples this week.
I don't think I'll be able to keep up.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:19, archived)
bitchin!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:22, archived)
everyone vote for my entry.
i haven't entered in a while. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:22, archived)
I have, Sandy.
I have.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:22, archived)
I thought Clammy had left
www.b3ta.com/questions/fetishes/post548185
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)

www.b3ta.com/questions/fetishes/post548118
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:22, archived)
:(((((((((((

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:34, archived)
Haha, fucking hell

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)
Notice the Star Wars references.

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
I DID ONE !
www.b3ta.com/questions/fetishes/post548144
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:26, archived)
it is not as good as mine, not at all siree.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:28, archived)
I did a picture to go with it.
photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs259.snc1/10634_300597430626_532685626_9447581_7719200_n.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:36, archived)
pretty good, not as good as mine though!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:39, archived)
On Par, I'ld say.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:39, archived)
you have lit candles in it?
bit dangerous, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:39, archived)
the happiest cake!

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:52, archived)
I love your cake posts
I giggle to myself in supermarkets now when I see them.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:29, archived)
=D

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:37, archived)
Gonz, no one is taking my sexy post seriously :'(

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:41, archived)
'bout the elbows?
I had to open my fan and cool myself down after reading about that.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:42, archived)
oh nonono, dis one
www.b3ta.com/questions/fetishes/post548058
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:54, archived)
haha
*raspberries*
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:56, archived)
Did you get your iphone?
Check out 90Nz0.com on it, if you have =D
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:41, archived)
hey that looks really good :D
(you missed the "i" from Experiment on the top nav though :) )
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:46, archived)
Thanks =)
I want to develop something awesome for it, I've got an idea that's cool, but it's not "Pissing about on the internet"-cool more "practial"-cool.

I really like the implimented HTML5.

Cheers, i'll change that spelling later
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:53, archived)
SEX ON TRAINS!
For fucks sake www.sickrik.com/questions/fetishes/post548161
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:45, archived)
Fucking hell, I thought this one was weird
before I read those above :(
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
Who's going to be the first to post a story about podka dot knickers?

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
oh piss me.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:53, archived)
They're doing fetishes on QOTW, you know?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:58, archived)
*picards*

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:00, archived)
Being trussed up and whipped aint really my thing :(

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:00, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6501145
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:01, archived)
Excellent.
I should totally Hitler up the scene.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:02, archived)
fuck yes.
fuck all the girls at a Mr T orgy, leaving none for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:06, archived)
at least he won't have a problem eating square items

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:03, archived)
I want to know what this Kano is
and what I've done to upset it, personally.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:01, archived)
I think he thinks you're Amorous Badger..
Internet rage.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:02, archived)
I'd like to now what I'VE done to upset it.
Perhaps he sees me as QOTW's answer to Hubare.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:04, archived)
I'm LIVID with Hubare.
Mainly because he knows JMG. I'm an adult.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:06, archived)
I've figured that, now
But quite apart from the whole "Amorous badger not currently actually having badger in his username" issue, this chap has obviously been getting sweaty-handed about AB's list, which means he's read his profile. So surely the lack of purple link would give it away? ...... UNLESS....... he's stalking me too.

Oh god. I can feel the impotent rage from here. Help me, internet.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:06, archived)
I get the feeling Badger is going to very busy updating his profile this week.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:04, archived)
Oh so they are. I'm definately going there!
EDIT: www.b3ta.com/questions/fetishes/post548156
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:05, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6462217
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:06, archived)
I can only have sex while wearing a postman pat outfit

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:16, archived)
Do you make cr3 dress like a frumpy villager as he posts his package into your box?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:18, archived)
Cr3's Jess the Cat.
Bloody furries.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:21, archived)
he puts on a welsh accent
like that woman in the shop
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:25, archived)
COR *rubs knees*

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:26, archived)
He's just role-playing me. It's quite common.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:27, archived)
OOOOOOH NORMAN

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:27, archived)
THAT'S FIREMAN SAM.
STOP RUINING ROLE-PLAY EVENING.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:29, archived)
ah shit sorry

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:34, archived)
That's a different 'game' all together :S

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:42, archived)
Here comes the hose!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
D: GLUB GLUB!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:55, archived)
Do you have a black and white pus...
No, I can't do it. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:20, archived)
Jesspiss!

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:21, archived)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:25, archived)
I just can't be crude to you, sugartits.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:27, archived)
thanks, dicklips.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:35, archived)
This is hot. Shall I get my Poddington Pea costume?

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:41, archived)
Nevermind, it's gone all mushy.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:42, archived)
Got changed in the office.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:59, archived)
Eaten a pear drop.
It was even more thrilling than this post.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:00, archived)
I don't want to cook tonight.
Well enough for a burger or summat?
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:01, archived)
hmmmm.
I might be well enough for chicken and ribs...
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:01, archived)
Come down to Northampton and we'll split some taken away food.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:02, archived)
The last taken away food I got was at FoldsFive's, we got lots to have
some the next day and I forgot to take any home. I bet he ated it all up, the fat fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:05, archived)
cold egg fried rice ftw

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:07, archived)
Was it The Beast?
I had some but a lot of it got binned due to my lack of appetite.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:07, archived)
Yes it was.
Bums. I should have driven over, I'd have nommed it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)
I bet if you'd eaten more, he wouldn't have been hospitalised.
You irresponsible bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:07, archived)
This made me laugh more than it should've.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:09, archived)
man, after the run i am going to have a massive chinese takeaway and a bottle of wine
getting sick of watching what i eat and not drinking
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:06, archived)
Once I ate a pear drop and got so excited my pants got fired across the room so fast they put a hole in the wall.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:01, archived)
I'm so hot for you right now.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:14, archived)
Is there an election on today?
First I've heard about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:00, archived)
a local election

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:01, archived)
You probably wouldn't have won anyway.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:02, archived)
I posted annoyed comments on twitter about an idiot in my accountancy class
I will feel more liberated when it gets to February and I can tell him to FUCK OFF to his face.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:01, archived)
He could probably find them
you shouldn't do that
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:02, archived)
I've taken my surname off, so he'd have a job.
I'd like to see his face if he ever did. Fucking dick.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:04, archived)
Still gays are sneaky and good at the internet
you've been warned.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:06, archived)
He's not, he's too fucking stupid
I want him dead.

I bet he thinks people don't like him because he's gay and they're homophobic, and that makes me so angry, because I don't care that he's gay, he's a cunt regardless of his sexuality. ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:09, archived)
why is he a cunt then?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)
Because he lives in his own little bubble.
His own little bubble where everyone wants to hear what he's thinking all the time. Where everything requires a loud voice and talking over other people, where the fact that everyone has paid £700 for the course doesn't seem to register.

He's a stupid, egotistical, childish dick-head, and he fails at life.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:15, archived)
I'm still in bed.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:01, archived)
getting out of bed this morning
that was my first mistake
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:07, archived)
Aha!

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:01, archived)
I'm going to Harvester tonight, I will mostly be filling up on the salad cart.
The salad cart at harvester is my kryptonite.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:02, archived)
it's just pasta and croutons
with a bit of thousand island on the side
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:04, archived)
It's all about the Red Devil Sauce.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:05, archived)
i need to buy some new bait, i'm all out

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:03, archived)
isn't it the wrong season for fishing now?
ie:- too cold
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)
Pike fishing

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)
He goes tramp fishing with a Hertz frankfurter tied to a broom.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:15, archived)
nah, it just gets a bit harder, the skill is more in finding the carp as they move about less

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:16, archived)
I plunge my face into the water, and pull my best 'Doom Face' and they all come swimming towards me and toss themselves onto the lake bank, hoping to get a slice of sweet, sweet love.
They I go up to each one and make them kiss my penis before tossing them back, like some sort of reverse Rex Hunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:22, archived)
I'm now singing
'I'm all outta bait' to the tune of 'I'm all out of love'. Sad times, Barry.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)
Oh, you bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:11, archived)
Spunking over a dead girl's tits.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:07, archived)
maddy?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:09, archived)
She's still alive
in the basement.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)
took my trousers off.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:11, archived)
I decided to move to Ireland
At least I'm pretty sure I'm moving to Ire-Land. In the new year. Excitement.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:15, archived)
oooh!
Awesome, are you moving with your job?
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:19, archived)
Yeah, we've got an office in Cork
And there's a few of us moving at the same time, so I figured why not. Time for a change of scenery.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:21, archived)
Nice!

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:36, archived)
I'm trying to live in all the countries around England

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:45, archived)
WHERE ABOUTS AND WHY NOT LONDON?!?! COME TO LONDON OR A
bashzorz
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:20, archived)
CORK AND LONDON I WOULD HAVE TO LOOK FOR A JOB AND I AM NOT GOOD AT THAT ANd
ok a bash some day I have a passport now so I can
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:22, archived)
DOOD
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/20938
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:34, archived)
Oh man that was confusing I thought it was yesterday
I shall have to look into PLANES and TRAINS
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:36, archived)