I plunge my face into the water, and pull my best 'Doom Face' and they all come swimming towards me and toss themselves onto the lake bank, hoping to get a slice of sweet, sweet love.
They I go up to each one and make them kiss my penis before tossing them back, like some sort of reverse Rex Hunt.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:22, archived)