I bet he touched your willy :D
hahahahahahah SHIPMAN TOTALLY TOUCHED YOUR TODGER :D
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:27, archived)

First time I brought one of my girlfriends to Halifax, loads of my Mum's friends turned up
One of them for no reason started bragging about how Shipman had
'fondled his balls'
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:28, archived)

I bet you came extra quick that night

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:29, archived)

She barely had time to blow on it
before I chucked my filth.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:33, archived)