I'm already on there.
I'm not about to put myself on there for calling this fucking wanker a fucking wanker until he showed himself to be a fucking wanker.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:54, archived)

i love you
i want you to know that. i want to kiss your cherry lips and twiddle your curly hair around my fingers.
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:55, archived)

fist my ass pls

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:57, archived)

i would be delighted

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:58, archived)

I'm just seeing "Mike getting all ragey" for no apparent reason.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:56, archived)

^this

( pickspicks, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:59, archived)

Is it because I keep saying 'fucking wanker'?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:59, archived)

i think it's because you're proving who the wanker is
with a great degree of certainty
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 4:04, archived)