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Hey this is JackAction, just starting a new thread to let you know that I'm going to bed.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:24, archived)
Thanks
For that!
(I helped save b3ta! pickspicks, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:27, archived)
Night Night
Sweet dreams.

Anyone else awake?
(Twin Pack Even less funny than Michael McIntyre, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:28, archived)
no

(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:28, archived)
YES

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:36, archived)
Yup

(I helped save b3ta! pickspicks, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:37, archived)
Just let me log it in my big b3ta book of beddy byes.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:29, archived)
and check your b3ta book of how to kill yourself
whilst you're at it
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:30, archived)
Sounds like someone is very upset.
Is it because I made you realise you're actually a fucking wanker?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:34, archived)
not really
it's just because i honestly think you should kill yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:35, archived)
That's probably a knee jerk reaction to you being a fucking wanker.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:37, archived)
yes, i expect so. you pathetic little prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:38, archived)
MORE LIKE MORTAL FUCKING WANKER.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:39, archived)
look, i see it like this
anyone, and this includes you, who takes so much time to document the smallest events, the tiniest little hiccups of people they don't know, and therefore do not matter, in a retarded little list, on a website which, let's be honest, has no real significance, anyone who is so anal, and so deluded to think anyone actually gives a flying fuck anyway, anyone, including you, who has spent so much time and effort compiling such a thing, must be a totally sad and shrivelled sack of fucking shit with no fucking life whatsoever.

so, you can call me what you like, i really don't give a fuck what you say, you're no-one. really.
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:43, archived)
Oh wow, what a fucking wanker he's turned out to be.
I knew I'd end up being right about this.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:45, archived)
^_^

(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:47, archived)
Way to make it look like you don't care you stupid fucking wanker.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:49, archived)
way to make it seem like you do you silly tit

(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:49, archived)
You really need to go on your own list for this.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:49, archived)
oh the irony!

(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:50, archived)
I'm already on there.
I'm not about to put myself on there for calling this fucking wanker a fucking wanker until he showed himself to be a fucking wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:54, archived)
i love you
i want you to know that. i want to kiss your cherry lips and twiddle your curly hair around my fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:55, archived)
fist my ass pls

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:57, archived)
i would be delighted

(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:58, archived)
I'm just seeing "Mike getting all ragey" for no apparent reason.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:56, archived)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! pickspicks, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:59, archived)
Is it because I keep saying 'fucking wanker'?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:59, archived)
i think it's because you're proving who the wanker is
with a great degree of certainty
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 4:04, archived)
It appears
this has just made "the list"
(I helped save b3ta! pickspicks, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:49, archived)
i definitely think it should be on there

(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:50, archived)
It is

(I helped save b3ta! pickspicks, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:58, archived)
not really in the right place tho, or under the right title
oh well, perhaps i should put it in my profile, under a more correct heading, oh no, wait a minute, that would be really fucking sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 4:07, archived)
Oh is this that list no-one cares about that you care about?
I really don't see how it's any 'sadder' than being here at 7 minutes past 4. I'm glad it incites so much anger in you though, even though you don't care about it, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 4:10, archived)
i don't care about your list
i'm just concerned about the inaccuracies in it. i just think, if you're going to do it, you should do it properly, for your sake, otherwise you might end up getting all disappointed with yourself and become really bitter and miserable and end up wanting to kill yourself.

i'm off to bed. goodnight pickle.
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 4:18, archived)
Oh my, that sounds like a world of butt hurt.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 8:02, archived)

This is fun!
(I helped save b3ta! pickspicks, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:40, archived)
Just wait till the fucking wanker starts transposing words in sentences.
Definitely doesn't make him look like a stupid fucking wanker at all, that.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:43, archived)
I'm on the edge of my seat..

(I helped save b3ta! pickspicks, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:44, archived)
It's more fun when you only just found out that Mortal looks like Keanu Reeves

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:43, archived)
Agreed
With a great moustache though
(I helped save b3ta! pickspicks, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 3:45, archived)
Cor

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 8:03, archived)
great news I still have hours at work before I get home!
still,time enough to take a paid shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 4:08, archived)
lol ur a nob
my keyboard is broken so i have to use the onscreen one
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 4:12, archived)